Joke of the day
ALZHEIMERS
An elderly man and woman are sitting all alone in the rest home when the man says to the woman, “Bet you can’t guess my age.”
The woman replies, “Bet I can.”
“Bet you can’t.”
“Bet I can and I’ll prove it. Unzip your fly.”
The man shrugs, but unzips his fly. The woman reaches in, feels around a little, then pulls out her hand.
“You’re 83,” she announces.
“That’s amazing!” says the man. “How did you know?”
“You told me yesterday!” she replied.
My wife said, "Get some of those tablets that help you get an erection!" You should have seen her face when I tossed her the slimming pills...
Old men use Viagra, not becuase they're impotent, but because old women are so very ugly
- Men approve of premarital sex until daughters are born.
- When
does a woman care for a man's company?
When he owns it.
- How
many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?
Three, if you slice them very thinly.
- Why
do men get married?
So they don't have to hold their stomachs in anymore.
- How
do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
- How
do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
Sit-ups? Don't be crazy.
I get my wife to prress the buttons on the remote control for me.
:D
Liability
Motorsport is inherently dangerous. As per paragraph 9 of the club constitution, the club shall not be held liable for any loss, injury or death of any member or guest, howsoever arising.
The BMW Motorcycle Club Cape cannot be held responsible or liable in any way for any actions or decisions you make as a result of the information posted on this site. Although this site is enabled and used by the BMW Motorcycle Club Cape, posts are made by members, non-members, advertisers and guests and none of it is vetted by the club before posting. This is the internet and Africa - you are responsible for yourself.
